The Greatest Creation
Seeing that our great land had fallen into sin and iniquity, the creator punished us by creating Democrats v. Republicans. To ensure that the great scourge affected us all, he created television. For years, the Democrats-v-Republicans spectacle shattered the peacefulness and sanctity of our homes and family life.
But just when the noise and ugliness grew too horrible for mere mortals to bear, the benevolent one created the DVR, which spared us the political carnage of Democrats v. Republicans.*
As this election comes to an end, all of us -- Democrats, Republicans . . . even (or especially) our Libertarian and Peace-and-Freedom brethren ... should take a moment to give sincere thanks for the DVR -- The Greatest Creation.
*What did you think "DVR" stood for?
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